“Best question ever, by the way.” “Best question ever.”
I love this at the same time i hVe no idea why they dont normally get to wear socks
there should be an option on the microwave that says “please don’t make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making taquitos at 4 am again”
how fucking weird would it be if babies cried while they were still in the womb like can u imagine a woman walking around and there’s just this muffled scREAMING coming from her stomach
courtney what the fuck
fun fact: fetuses actually do cry in the womb. they can’t make noise though because their lungs are still filled with fluid. x
In the womb, no one can hear you scream.
what’s a fetus even cry about? Umbilical cord taxes? Why don’t they come out of their cushy baby cave and join the real fuckin world for a change that’ll give em somethin to cry about
pay rent you parasitic little fucker
I can’t not reblog this
one time my friends and i got bubble tea and my one friend didn’t know abt the tapioca pearls and he took a sip and then opened his mouth and let like 9 of them roll out of his mouth and onto the floor and then whispered “what the fuck”
